The biggest thing to hit New York City this weekend was the news that Beyoncé is pregnant , and she and Jay-Z will be having a child of unspecified gender in an unspecified number of months. All that uncertainty won’t keep us from suggesting some ( new ) unsolicited baby names for the forthcoming Knowles-Carter progeny.
If it’s a girl…
Brooklyn : Remember how, on ” Hello Brooklyn 2.0 ,” Jay rapped : “if we had a daughter/guess what I’m a call her, Brooklyn Carter”? Here’s his chance to make good on that promise.
Sasha Fierce : Beyoncé’s briefly adopted edgy alter-ego, now seemingly retired, has instant name-recognition, though those are some very big, very pointy shoes to fill.
Oprah : Jay and Oprah go way back ; they even visited Bed-Stuy together.
Destiny : Beyoncé first came to the world’s attention as the frontwoman of Destiny’s Child , so naming her child Destiny would be both absurdly logical, and incredibly, confusingly weird.
Sophie : One of Jay-Z’s first ever appearances in a music video was on the set of his partner Jaz-O ‘s hilarious tropical beach party track ” Hawaiian Sophie .” Despite subsequent beef between the duo, we think this would be a nice gesture.
If it’s a boy…
Christopher : In homage to Jay’s long-time friend and collaborator Christopher George Latore Wallace, aka Notorious
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