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Saturday, February 4th, 2012

The international trailer for This Means War doesn’t have a lot of new footage, and I’m more than a little disappointed to find out that they had to edit out some of the sexual content in order to achieve a PG-13 rating. I guess that means the naked make out scene between Tom Hardy and Chris Pine that is the only logical conclusion to this movie will be a DVD extra?

I will keep hyping Mirror Mirror trailers as long as they show a shirtless Armie Hammer tied up chest-to-chest with another dude, apparently adopting a Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell policy.

If Journey 2: The Mysterious Island has taught me one thing, it’s that the way I want to die is eaten by a giant parrot while riding the back of a giant bumblebee.

It’s difficult to think under pressure, which Rachel Dratch discovered when she tried to name 20 white people in 30 seconds. Honestly, I think trying to do anything with Billy Eichner yelling at you is difficult. Can you imagine trying to have sex with him?

In this week’s Headlines That Suck , sadly, Charlie Berens keeps his shirt on, but I make an unexpected appearance. Also not shirtless.

A man has built an entire treetop Ewok village in Oregon, and that’s just his side project to his 1,800 sq ft tree house supported by seven trees. But seriously, it’s an Ewok village!

On 30 Rock , we got a fake trailer for MLK, a classic spoof on the endless holiday movies. Maybe Katherine Heigl ‘s career can be saved by this? Honestly, I’m mostly running it for Emma Stone .

Fear Factor put contestants through an “electric fence” maze, which I think might be a fun challenge,

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