Garden Furniture | Media Monkey’s Edinburgh Diary – Part Two
‘ Festival-goers in the George bar on Friday night had their eyes well and truly opened Monkey hears. Denise Welch was doing a good impression of Judy Finnigan during Judy’s infamous National Television Awards bra debacle . Except Denise appeared to be less concerned at displaying her bra. Some nearby were moved to capture the moment for posterity on their camera phones. Monkey was, of course, appalled by the Loose Women jokes that promptly ensued.
‘ Monkey’s best excuse for not turning up to the festival? Apparently an international production executive was a no-show because he decided to make a U-turn and return to the US because of Hurricane Irene . Fair enough, but one of the reasons he gave was he was worried about his garden furniture.
‘ Monkey wants to know who took advantage of the free vajazzle kits on offer in the village fete area of the conference centre (it’s OK, no pictorial evidence required thank you) Some executives seemed to have missed The Only Way is Essex reference and were somewhat bemused by the freebies. They were on much safer ground at the stall selling jumpers from BBC4 hit The Killing. Until they saw the
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